Funny Things to Call Your Man
Nicknames are intimate and make a person feel special and loved. If you are looking for some cool nicknames for husband, your search ends here. Every husband is different. Some husbands are funny, some are romantic, some are short-tempered, and some are sweet. Hence, finding a suitable nickname for your husband can be quite a task. A nickname should be unique and also match the personality of your husband. In this post, we have listed several nicknames that you can use to express your love for your husband. Scroll down and take your pick.
Romantic Nicknames for Husband
If you and your husband are hopelessly romantic, then, here are some pet names that could suit him.
- Lover: Does seeing your husband make you feel weak in your knees? Maybe the name "Lover" describes him best.
- Tarzan: Tarzan seems an apt name for a partner who is primal, aggressive, and passionate.
- Captain of Love: If your husband is the captain of your love boat, then bestow him with this well-deserved title.
- Prince: Your husband is the prince of your dreams; this nickname is just what you would want to call him.
- Honey Bun: If thinking about your husband gives you the same feeling when you walk into a donuts shop, then he is your indulgence.
- Romeo: Is your husband good at expressing love? Then he is your Romeo, and you are his Juliet.
- My Only One: This nickname will definitely make him feel special, as he is the only man who owns your precious heart.
- My Sunshine: If a glimpse of your husband's face or his smile can brighten up your mood, then this is the perfect name for him.
- My Everything: Choose this name if even a minute of your day does not pass without thinking of him.
- Soulmate: Do you believe that it's not just your heart but soul also found a match in your husband? Then he is your soulmate.
- Mr. Handsome: If your husband has the killer looks, which leave your heart in a puddle, then he deserves this nickname.
- Cuddly Bear: Is your man tall, chubby and loves to cuddle? Then give him this name.
- Mr. Good Looking: For the man whom you adore for his looks and sense of style.
- Beast: If your man cannot get enough of you, then you are his beauty and he is your beast.
- Darling: Old is gold, and so is this nickname.
- Sugar Lips: When he gives you leg-popping kisses every single time.
- Amore Mio: Express your love in Italian, this means "my love".
- My Hero: For the hero of your romantic life.
- Cutie Pie: Reserve this nickname for those times when you feel your husband is as cute as a puppy.
- My Knight: If your husband is always there for you, then he is your knight in shining armor.
- Key to My Heart: For the guy who makes you open up your heart with his love.
- Hottie: If your husband is sizzling hot, then you have just the name for him.
- Dimples: Men with dimples are adorable. If your husband has them, then call him with this name.
- XOXO: For the man who gives you unlimited hugs and kisses.
- Heart Throb: If looking at your husband makes your heart beat fast, then pick this name for him.
- Dream Guy: When your husband is all that you have ever dreamt of.
- Superman: For the man who has superpowers to do what you think is impossible.
- Mi Amor: Give this nickname to your hubby, if you want to call him "my love" in Spanish.
- Man of My Life: Call your husband with this name to tell him how irreplaceable he is in your life.
- My Drug: If you are addicted to your husband, then this is the perfect name.
- My World: For the guy who means the world for you.
- Hunk: If your husband has the body of a Greek god, then this is the nickname for him.
- Alpha: For the man who is dominant but in a loving and caring way.
- Heartbreaker: Did your man break a few hearts when he tied the knot with you? Or did he have a reputation of being the most wanted bachelor? Use this nickname without hesitation.
- Ken: If your guy is fashionable and always well-groomed. He is Ken and you are Barbie.
- Snuggles: For the warm and comfortable person your husband is.
- Extra Hot: When your husband is super-duper hot to handle.
- Love Muffin: He is sweet and full of love for you.
- Mr. Killer Looks: Is your man blessed with good looks and do women look at you with envy for having him all for yourself? Then, pick this name.
- Sexy: Do we need to say anything?
- All Mine: That adorable and caring man is all yours.
- My Valentine: Your husband is your Valentine for life; name him this.
- My True Love: When your love for your man is pure, he is your true love.
- Other Half: Pick this name when you feel your husband completes you.
Sweet Nicknames for Husband
You married a loving, caring and a sweet guy. Your husband is the emotional one in the relationship, he never hides his feelings and expresses his love without any fear. Express your love for such a man by choosing a sweet nickname for him.
- Sweetie: If you are old-fashioned, go for this famous nickname for your husband.
- Moonpie: For the husband who is nummy nummy and you can just eat him.
- Teddy Bear: Is your man huge, cute and has a soft heart? This name suits him.
- Marshmallow: A marshmallow is soft, mushy and sweet just like your husband. Then why not call him so?
- Rockstar: Is your husband good at many things? Does he manage his job and family well? Then, he deserves this nickname.
- Sweet Cheeks: Give this nickname to your husband if you just cannot resist pulling his cheeks.
- Momo: Is your husband like a momo? Plain on the outside, but is warm and caring on the inside. Then, call him with this cute and sweet nickname.
- Mr. Perfect: There is no such thing as a perfect man, but one man is absolutely perfect for you. If your husband is a perfect fit for you, then pick this name.
- Amigo: If your husband is also your best friend, then he is your Amigo, which means friend.
- Hot Chocolate: A cup of hot chocolate is always comforting; if your guy is hot as well as caring, then call him by this nickname.
- Sweet-tooth: Is your man a sucker for sweet things (both food and you), then he deserves this nickname.
- Twinkling Star: Just like the twinkling star, if your husband guides you in your life, then pick this name for him.
- Wild Tiger: Your husband is both fearless and wild and you want to remind him about this every day.
- God's Gift: When you feel that your husband is a gift from God.
- Bumblebee: This name is for all those hardworking husbands out there.
- Mr. Attractive: Your husband may not be the most handsome guy, but, if there is some attraction in him which makes him adorable to the people he meets, then why not call him with this nickname?
- My Smilemaker: Pick this name for the reason of smiles in your life.
- Sweetheart: Another classic nickname for your husband.
- Sweetie: When your husband happens to be sweet. Add the "ie" for extra cuteness.
- My Angel: How sweet it would be to call your husband angel from heaven.
- Baby Love: A baby is the epitome of sweetness; combine it with love to give him a sugar rush.
- Love Bug: If you are smitten by your husband, you can pick this sweet and cute nickname.
- Biryani Monster: Is food his second love? Then go ahead and pick this nickname. We have used Biryani, but you may replace it with your husband's favorite food.
- Honey: Yet another classic nickname, choose this name if your relationship is not only sweet but also long-lasting.
- My Dear: May sound like the opening of a letter. But, the word dear is a sweet way to express deep feelings. So, this cannot go wrong.
- Diamond: A sweet way to imply he is as precious as a diamond.
- Sugar: If he gives you a sugar rush with his charm then give him this nickname.
- My Rock: Is your husband your rock? Does he calm all your anxieties?
- Tough Guy: For a guy who can handle any difficult situation with ease.
- Champ: When he is great at anything and everything he does.
- Smiley: Does your husband always have a smile on his face? Then, he deserves this nickname.
- Mr. Right: For the man who is the right match for you.
- Giggles: When you love the way he giggles.
- My Sweet Boy: He is sweet, and he is yours forever.
- Honeypot: Is he full of sweet things like a honeypot? Then, this is the perfect name for him.
- Favorite Man: When your husband is your favorite thing in the whole world.
- Treasure: You found the treasure, and he is yours forever.
- Beloved: Sounds old school but is one of the classic ways to convey your love to your husband.
- Master of my Universe: If your world revolves around your husband then he is indeed the master.
Cute Nicknames for Husband
Can you have multiple nicknames for your husband? Why not! Use these names when your husband is incredibly cute.
- Pookie: This word means cute, so you know the drill!
- Pancakes: If you simply love pancakes, go ahead and name him the same.
- Snuggle Bear: How cute it is when you tell him that you feel safe in his arms!
- Sparky: Pick this name if he adds sparks to your life.
- Panda: If your guy is cute, cuddly and adorable just like a panda.
- Pumpkin: Another classic nickname which drips cuteness.
- Bunny: He is as cute as a bunny, and you cannot live without him. Text him this and see how happy he will feel.
- Mister Cutie: This is like calling him cute with some respect.
- Cupcake: Just like a cupcake if your husband is also filled with sweetness, then this nickname is for him.
- My Sweet Boy: If your husband is sweet and enchanting then choose this nickname.
- Cotton Candy: Is your husband soft and sweet like cotton candy? If your answer is yes, then you have the perfect name for him.
- Cowboy: This is a cute way to tell that your husband will protect you no matter what.
- Hercules: He may not be the ultimate macho man in the world, but for you, he is as high as the demigod.
- Mr. (the first letter of his name): This idea is adopted from Harley Quinn and the Joker, although their love story is a bit scary, the idea is too cute to let go.
- Winnie: If like the pooh bear your husband is soft-voiced, friendly, thoughtful and loveable, then he is your Winnie.
- HunBun: This is another cute way to express your love for your husband.
- Sugar Puff: Is he a sweet and cute person? Then go for this.
- Gummy Bear: If gummy bears are your favorite candy or his.
- Funny Hunny: Is your husband both funny and cute?
- Honey Badger: If your husband is as cute as a honey badger and feisty too.
- Curly Locks: Guys with curls are super attractive, and if your guy has a head full of curls then make him proud by calling him with this nickname.
- Naughty Monster: Is your husband known for his naughtiness? Does he always play pranks which you enjoy? Then he is your naughty monster.
- Big guy: This is a charming way to call your manly husband.
- Kiddo: If you have recognized the child in your man, then this nickname is for him.
- Babylicious: When he is cute, soft and irresistible.
- My Kind: Is your husband the only one who gets you, and both of you often complete each other's sentences? Then, this is the best nickname for him.
- Apple: He is the apple of your eyes.
- Numnums: For those moments when your husband is so cute that you are gonna die.
- Macho Man: He is the muscular man with ultimate muscles.
Funny Nicknames for Husband
Some couples share a weird sense of humor, the world will not be able to get their joke, but, for them, it is as funny as it can get. If your husband is funny in a way which only you can understand, then here are a few nicknames that can be your secret code. But, be careful while choosing a funny nickname as your husband could feel offended.
- Bingo: This word is used when someone wins a game of bingo. If you think your husband is lucky or unlucky (a little sarcasm) then, pick this name.
- Mr. Turtle: If your husband does things at his own pace, then this is a cute and funny nickname to give him.
- Daredevil: Be it skydiving, zorbing, or any such extreme sports, your man is always on the front row to try it out.
- Bromancer: This is a funny nickname to tease your husband if he is spending more time with his guy friends than with you.
- Baloo: Just like this sloth bear, if your husband is the ultimate chill bro, but would fight the world to protect you, then he is your Baloo and you his Mowgli.
- Genie: Does he satisfy your secret and dark cravings? Then, this name is perfect for your husband.
- Dishwasher: Sarcastic nickname for a husband who never helps you with chores.
- Sir Crankster: If your husband can get cranky easily, then he is the honorable Sir Crankster.
- Snoring Lion: Does your husband snore like a trumpet? Then, he has most definitely earned this nickname.
- King of Lazy Land: If there is a competition for laziness, will your husband win unanimously? Then, pick up this name.
- Popeye: Whenever you are in trouble, do you cry your husband's name just like Olive Oyl? Pick this name without any further ado.
- Speedy Joe: For a guy who drives his car fast.
- Hitler: You must get ready by 6pm sharp!! If your man enforces strict rules, then he very well deserves this name.
- Owl: Does he stay up all night and sleep in the morning? You now know what to call him.
- Encyclopedia: From how to cook pancakes to how to repair a car, if your man knows everything, then choose this nickname.
- Hoover: A funny way to call a husband who eats quickly, gulping large amounts of food and makes noise.
- Wolverine: Is your man as mysterious, manly and irresistible as the character Wolverine of the X-Men? Then, he is definitely worth this name.
- Master Chef: The idea is to call him the opposite if your man cannot even manage to boil water without your help.
- Slick: Does he get what he wants all the time without starting a fight?
- Caveman: If your husband loves to have some alone time, or prefers to be a loner.
- Jealous Cat: Does he get jealous very easily? Then you could call him with this nickname.
- Buddha: Is your husband full of wisdom? Can he stay calm in any situation?
- Spock: If your husband is a Star Trek fan and if Spock is his favorite character then, this name will make him happy.
- Foodie: Is your husband enthusiastic to try new foods and experiment with new flavors? Then he deserves this nickname.
- Partyosaurous: Does the word party get your husband all excited? Or he never leaves an opportunity to party?
- Goofy: To the world, he might be clumsy, but for you, he is unique, intuitive and smart.
- Book Worm: If books fascinate your husband more than anything, give him this nickname.
- Gizmo: This name is for all those husbands who can love and understand gadgets.
- Mr. Bean: Is your husband simple, childish and can make you laugh with his quirkiness?
- Iceman: If your husband rarely gets angry and is always chilled out.
- Monkey Man: If your husband is as naughty and mischievous as a monkey?
- Einstein: When your man is super intelligent.
- Bandit: He did steal your heat, didn't he?
- Clockwork: Is your husband a big fan of planning? Then, he would surely love this name.
- Chubs: If your husband is chubby and he is ok with it then, it is safe to pick this nickname.
- Friday Night: Do you look forward to meeting your husband as much as you wait for a Friday night? Then, go ahead and give him this nickname.
- Couch Potato: When he loves lazying around on the sofa all day long.
- Movie Buff: Can your husband spend a whole day watching movies? Does he have all the movie information on his fingertips? Then give the man this nickname.
- Boss Man: If he is the one in charge of your relationship.
Every wife would love to have a special and personalized nickname for her husband. Calling your husband with a sweet, adorable, and romantic name not only makes him feel loved but also adds a spark of romance and humor to your relationship. Choose a name that defines your husband's persona and interests or pick one that you are sure will bring a grin on his face. If you love two names and can't decide which one to select, you may choose one as his contact name on your phone and the other to call him.
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Jodi Williams is a Licensed Professional Counselor (LPC) and an AASECT Certified Sex Therapist. She loves helping people find their spark, fight their blocks, and get excited about their lives and relationships. Jodi offers psychotherapy, sex therapy, and specialized groups and courses. Jodi uses an integrative approach tailored to their specific needs. She specializes in sexuality issues, intimacy issues, anxiety... more
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